My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character. -- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of figure skating", 1994
I think one of the reasons I´m popular again is because I´m wearing a tie. You have to be different. -- Tony Bennett, 1995
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. -- Shirley Temple Black
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. -- Al Capone
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. -- Walt Disney
I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being gummed by a newt. It doesn´t actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle. -- Molly Ivins
What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are. -- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995
If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my future crimes. -- Prince
I plan to accumulate as many shoes as Imelda Marcos while cultivating an aura of virtue exceeding that of Mother Theresa. -- Seen in a .signature file
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