Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. -- Russell Baker
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. -- George Carlin
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals. -- Ronnie Corbett
They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don´t know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it´s sure gonna put a stop to siphoning. -- Billie Holliday
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