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Oh come on!
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I mean-- he shouldn´t have done that.
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Thank you.
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Porter, honey, those cookies are hot.
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Wait a few minutes,
I´ll give you one when they´re cool, OK?
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Um-- you know, pictures are prettier
if you color inside the lines.
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Well, art is subjective.
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Porter! What did I tell you?
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But I´m hungry!
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Then I will fix you a very nice
bowl of peaches and cottage cheese.
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Ew, barf!
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Don´t be common, young man!
Now come on.
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If you play around
with those cookies one more time,
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I´m gonna have to spank you!
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We don´t get spanked.
- Really?
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Mummy always says she´s gonna,
but she never does.
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Well, I am not your mummy,
and if you misbehave in my house,
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you will get spanked.
So be good.
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It was an accident!
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Porter, I warned you.
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I´m sorry. I´ll be good.
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Those cookies were made from scratch.
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Your fate is sealed!
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Come here.
- No, no!
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Owwww!
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What´s that?
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It´s called a postnuptial agreement.
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It´s a legal document that--
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I know what a postnup is.
What is it doing on my coffee table?
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Well, I can forgive that stunt you pulled
with the settlement cheque,
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if I´m sure that you´ll really be around
when I get out of jail.
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Hm.
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And the postnup
changes the terms of the prenup, so--
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So if you try and divorce me
while I´m gone,
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you get nothing.
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You don´t trust me?
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Free, no.
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Well, that´s too bad,
because I´m not signing that paper.
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You´re a very beautiful woman, Gabrielle,
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but-- you´re not very bright.
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See, if you don´t sign it,
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I´ll pull the plug on the settlement agreement,
divorce you,
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and then you get
about 50% of our current savings,
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which is basically nothing.
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So what do you expect to happen
now, Carlos?
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I sign the paper and
jump right back into your arms?
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It doesn´t mean that I don´t love you.
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I think you´re the perfect woman.
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Oh, but I´m not.
I have flaws.
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Flaws?
- M-hm. I´ll give you an example.
