A priest, a doctor, and a lawyer were waiting one morning on a particularly slow group of golfers. "What´s wrong with these guys?" fumed the lawyer. "We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"
"I don´t know," said the doctor, "but I´ve never seen such
ineptitude!"
"Here comes the greenskeeper," said the priest. "Let´s have a word with him. Say, George, what´s with that group ahead of us? They´re rather slow. aren´t they?"
"Oh, yes," said George, "That´s the group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight while saving our club last year. We let them play here anytime free of charge!"
Everyone was silent for a moment.
Then the priest said, "That´s so sad, I think I´ll say a prayer for them tonight."
"And I´m going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there is anything he can do for them," the doctor added.
"Why can´t these guys play at night?" asked the lawyer. |