There was a loser who couldn´t get a date. He went to a bar and asked a guy how to get a date.

The guy said, "It´s simple. I just say that I´m a lawyer."

So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said no, he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning.

She said, "Oh! You´re a lawyer?"

He said, "Why, yes I am!"

So they went to his place. When they were in bed making love, the guy started to laugh to himself.

When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I´ve only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I´m already screwing someone!"