A lawyer named ´Strange´ was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.

"Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," responded the lawyer.

"Sorry, but I can´t do that," replied the stonecutter. "In this state, it´s against the law to bury two people in the same grave. However, I could put ´Here lies an honest lawyer´."

"But that won´t let people know who it is," protested the lawyer.

"It most certainly will," retorted the stonecutter. "People will read it and exclaim, "That´s Strange!"