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来自: 作者:匿名 发布时间:2007-9-12 21:04:27
When there are too many policemen, there can be no liberty;

When there are too many soldiers, there can be no peace;

When there are too many lawyers, there can be no justice.?

-- Lin Yutang


?Litigation is a machine which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage.?

-- Ambrose Bierce
"A country man between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.?

-- Benjamin Franklin


?Lawyers have been known to wrest from reluctant juries triumphant verdicts of acquittal for their clients, even when those clients, as often happens, were clearly and unmistakably innocent.?

-- Oscar Wilde


?In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.?

-- Lenny Bruce


?I was never ruined but twice -- once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I gained one.?

-- Voltaire

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