A lovely lady walks into a Mercedes dealership. She browses around, then
spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the
fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she
looks around nervously to see if anyone had noticed her little accident. She
turns back, and there, standing next to her, is a salesman.
"Good day, Ma´am. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle?"
He answers, "Ma´am, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit
when you hear the price."
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