A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I´ll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don´t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I´ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?" His new bride replied, "No, that´s fine with me. But, just understand that there´ll be sex here at seven o´clock every night... whether you´re here or not."