An engineer died and ended up in Hell. Soon, he became dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell, and began designing and building improvements. After a while, they had flush toilets, air conditioning, escalators. The engineer was a pretty popular guy.

One day God called to Satan and said with a sneer, "So, how´s it going down there in Hell?"

Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We´ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there´s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God exclaimed, "What? You´ve got an engineer? That´s a mistake--he should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."

"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer on the staff, and I´m keeping him."

God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I´ll sue!"

Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"