Three preachers and their wives were killed in a car accident, upon their arrival at the pearly gates, they were met by St. Peter. The first preacher walked up and said" Hello St. Peter, I´m ready to come in". St. Peter checked his list and said" I´m sorry your name is not in the book." "What!" exclaimed the preacher," I have been a preacher for thirty years!" "Yes" replied St. Peter,"However,you are guilty of glutteny, you loved food and sweets so much you even married a woman named Candy." The pastor,defeated took his wifes hand and walked away. The next preacher came up to the St. feeling pretty certain he would be allowed in. "I´m ready to come in St. Peter" he said with a smile."I´m sorry, your name is not in the book." "HOw can that be?" asked the preacher, "I have been a pastor for 20 years!" You are guilty of the sin of greed, you loved money so much, you married a woman named Penny." Defeated, the preacher took his wifes hand and walked away. The last preacher, certain of the out-come, turned to his wife and said, "Come on Fanny, I´m not gettin´ in." |