A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher´s hand. He said, "Preacher, I´ll tell you WHAT, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"
The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I´d rather you didn´t use that kind of language in the Lord´s House.
The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"
