Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad Computer
- Lower corner of screen has the words Etch-a-sketch on it.
- It's celebrity spokesman is that Hey Vern! guy.
- In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.
- It's slogan is Pentium: redefining mathematics.
- The quick reference manual is 120 pages long.
- Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling.
The screen often displays the message, Ain't it break time yet?
The manual contains only one sentence: Good Luck!
The only chip inside is a Dorito.
You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight collection.
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