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来自: 作者:匿名 发布时间:2007-8-28 0:20:04
A skeleton joke
What happened to the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
He ran off with some bones and didn't leave him with a leg to stand on!

A werewolf joke
Where does the werewolf sit in the cinema?
Anywhere he wants to!

A ghost joke
How do ghosts like their drinks?
Ice ghoul!

A skeleton joke
What's a skeleton's favorite pop group?
Boney M!

A vampire joke
Why do vampires like school dinners?
Because they know they won't get stake!

A skeleton joke
Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night?
He was a numbskull!

A werewolf joke
I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright nooooooooooooowwwww!

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