The sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor was not very good at it, and uttered a loud F***, missed! each time he missed. The priest tolerated him for a few minutes and couldn't take it anymore. Do not swear thus, my friend, or God will punish you. It didn't make a difference, the sailor continued unabated. One after another, the sailor played badly, and followed up with F***, missed!!. Again, the priest said Do not utter such profanities, or God will show you a sign. It didn't help, and the next stroke missed was followed by a loud F***, missed!!. A bolt of lightning dropped out of the clouds and struck the priest dead. A voice was heard in the clouds F***, missed!!.