Three men go duck hunting one day. Two of them are inundated with stories from
the third about his great duck hunting abilities. After a few hours the first
two men have bagged a couple of ducks each, but the braggart hasn't taken a
shot. They question him on this, so he agrees to show his shooting abilities at
the next opportunity.
A few moments later, one lone duck comes flying by. As promised, the braggart
stands up and squeezes off one shot. The duck keeps flying!
Gentlemen, you have just witnessed a miracle, says the braggart pointing at
the receding duck, for there flies a dead duck.
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