One day a man tried to get a job at a great company. He passed every test with
flying colours. At the final interview part, the CEO told him that his constant
blinking would bother customers.
I can fix that with some Aspirin. Just take some and I'll be better in a
second
So, he reaches into his pocket and pulls condom after condom out
until he finds the Aspirin. He takes it and his blinking goes away.
The CEO says We don't approve of womanizing!
The guy says Oh! No! Have you ever tried to ask a pharmacist for aspirin
while your winking |