Top ten reasons to tell if you were caught sleeping. 10. They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. 9. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to. 8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time. 7. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm! 6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance. 5. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercies to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga? 4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem! 3. The coffee machine is broken. 2. Someone must have put the decaf in the wrong pot. 1. Amen.