客服中心 | 代理专区 | 网站地图 | 公司简介
首页 >> 英语笑话 >> 英语笑话-Medical jokes
Wrong arm of the law
来自: 作者:匿名 发布时间:2007-8-30 3:44:06
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb. Well put, the judge replied. Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses. The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
互联网 www.the1.com.cn
北京数码轻舟科技发展有限公司版权所有 ICP京050055号
地址:北京市海淀区成府路35号北楼119室 邮编:100083 传真:(010)62535917
客服电话:(010)62535917 客服邮箱: