A man was walking along the beach when he saw bottle.Curious, he picked it up and was wiping the sand off it whenout came a genie. I will grant you three wishes.he said.The man couldn't believe it. First, I want one thousand dollars in a Swiss bank account. Poof! The genie handed the man a piece of paper with his account information on it. Next, I want to be the smartest man in the world.Poof! The man instantly became smart. Now,I want to be irresistable to women. Poof! The man was changed into a huge box of chocolates.