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Unemployed Biologist
来自: 作者:匿名 发布时间:2007-8-31 4:10:37
An unemployed biologist was starving and could not find a job. After weeks of searching, he finally gets an interview at a local zoo. The zookeeper tells him that the only job available is to dress up in a gorilla's suit and pretend to be a gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. On his first day on the job, the poor biologist puts on the outfit and goes into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. After a while, he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion rushes toward him, roaring and snarling. The poor biologist is terrified and starts screaming, Help, Help....someone help me!!!! The lion races over to him, knocks him to the ground, and quietly whispers Hey it's me Sam, from your mammal class, shut up or we'll both lose our jobs!
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